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MadnessBank

The bank, in progress.

A visible record of what you can use today and what remains to be finished.

Updated 28 October 2026.
The full bank is not finished. Customer accounts, deposits and transactions remain closed.

Available on this website

Latest source development

The private application now includes a customer inbox and document cabinet, currency-conversion requests and signed warrants, meal escrow and refunds, and Museum curation and tours. These components are installed privately and have source tests. They are not open to customers.

The complete application suite now contains 920 tests. All 920 passed on MariaDB; 915 passed on SQLite, with five MariaDB-only concurrency checks exercised on MariaDB instead. The offline-model tests were included in both full runs. Complete customer journeys remain to be verified.

Verified hosting position

The private server installation is now CHG0115. Its 28 October installation passed all 263 server checks, including all 8,680 payload files, encrypted backup verification, preservation of existing records and keys, and closed customer gates. The database remains at 41 migrations; this update required no schema change. The previous release remains available for rollback.

Background processing is now scheduled every ten minutes with a four-minute hard limit. Its first complete run passed all eight processing steps on the actual host. A private status record now distinguishes successful, failed, deferred and stalled runs. Failed inbox delivery now causes the cycle to report failure. These empty-data checks do not establish real email delivery or customer acceptance.

The hosting environment also passed the actual website PHP runtime check on 28 October. Its temporary check was removed and the address verified unavailable afterward.

The eight-header homepage update was published and checked on this domain on 28 October. Earlier private-source development and the public website are separate releases.

Still to complete before opening

The full deposit-to-assessment-to-certificate-to-balance workflow, all notification feeds and email delivery, marketplace and trading, loans, remaining Museum and community features, operational checks and end-to-end customer acceptance.

No customer balance, accepted work or certificate has been invented for this release. Component tests and visible progress do not mean the complete bank is ready.